Ahhh, no need to be a great cook, you can just splash a bit of olive oil on your hands and be done with it.

Although you know a rumor I heard was, that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... ha, ha

So, learning to cook, might not be all that bad of an idea, unless you are like a friend of mine who actually could burn a pan of boiling water.
Prairy
P.S., I went to post about the family names, and----I can't find the paper I jotted down the info on. Either I will look it up again, or find the info and get back to you. I haven't forgotten, just scattered at present. Apologies.